I'm Lovin It?

I really have to give it to McDonald's. Not many companies can serve shit and have almost no nutritional value yet have billions and billions served. I guess drugs can do that. And Christianity. And tobacco. So on a list of things that are addictive and usually end up in war and death, I guess McDonald's is slightly below opium. At least the customer service is getting better. Once I got a Big Mac that went bun-meat-bun-bun-meat. I'm not a graduate of McDonald's University or even elementary school, but I do know that's not how it's supposed to go. I think a small child could do a better job of making a burger. The sad thing is there was probably someone in the back laughing to themselves thinking how funny it would be to send out a Big Mac with the meat on the bottom. More likely though - some jackass doesn't know up from down, but they can get hired at McDonald's when someone like me is labeled as over-qualified! I'll get you for that Ray Croc. Anyway, here's the grumble. I specifically asked for no pickle and no onion. I told them point blank I can't eat them. They give me gas. When I got the burger, they confirmed no pickle and no onion with a gentle "Sie" And here is what I got.

What's the secret? No matter how shitty their service is, I'll still eat it. Just because they have a fancy clown and a purple piece of poop, and a hamburger that is a thief. And I used to get a toy every time I went there. Like a little piece of Hanukkah with better presents and food! And that is the key to the drug trade. Give them toys and treat them like shit.