Two Girls One Fifa World Cup

I watched a few minutes of the Brazil (or Brasil in some circles) World Cup soccer match today. Not because I'm one of those douchebags that suddenly wear green and yellow for a few days every 4 years, and try to recite the different versions of Ronalds on their team, but because I was skipping out on work and didn't want to Judge Judy, or Judge Alex, or Judge Reinhold, or Judge Mint. The game was very informative, not only is the Brazil team effing awesome, but I also learned there is a North Korea. I always thought Korea was like California, were there is a North and a South, and they hate each other, but they were still the same state, or country, or prefecture. The best part about the game - North Korea is refered to as Korea DPR. I've met many, many dirty birdies from Korea and they all love the DP, so I guess it's very fitting. And when did the ESPN announcers start speaking a foreign language? It seemed like English but it was not. Time for me to go celebrate Korea's loss by donkey punching some dirty Korean birds....