When Are These Coming To the USA?

I saw these all over in Japan 5 years ago, and thought they might make it to the US by now. 

I'm not talking about hot transvestites, (or as they say in Japan - nuhafu) but those hand dryers! They blast air and get your hands dry in mere seconds. Maybe we can't get them here because they don't dry pee out of your pants when you have an accident or forget your adult diapers. 

SEXY UPDATE - I recently read that James Dyson invented this. I'm sure 15 years ago when Mitsubishi had these all over Japan, it was James Dyson that sold them the patent. What's next? He's going to "invent" a heated toilet seat? Something that will cook just rice? A huge lizard that destroys cities?

Quit Making Fun of Asians!

First it was the Spaniards. Que Sara Sierra Leone.













Then Miley Cyrus and friends!?! I can just imagine the conversation - everyone act like an Asian, and Masa, since you are Asian, act like a dumbass white girl.















Now, the TWINS cutie Charlene Choi has just upped the ante. Beat this you racist belly-achers!