Japan Is Number 2

Japan is a whole country with an inferiority complex. They steal all these ideas from us and try to make them better. We give them the TV, they make a projector. We give them a VCR, they make a Blu-Ray player. (And shouldn't it be an Aoi-Ray player if it is truly Japanese?)

Today I've found their latest trend, *surprisingly in the porn field. (*Surprising since Japan never has anything to do with kinky, strange, fetish, porn or anything like that...)

We give them the skull fuck, they come back with the eye blow! Behold!









I'm still not too sure what an eye blow is, but I'm sure it has something to do with a pencil and a sick, sick, manga filled mind.

At least they know they will always be number 2. At least that's why all the girls hold up 2 fingers in every picture they take.