Fuck For Japan

Get Some God Damn Self Esteem!

I think this is an offer. Is it? Please? Which one of you will eff me off?

Wrong Fucking Book Store?

Dr Placenta

Once I was in Hawaii. Or at least I was dreaming about Jarah Mariano in Hawaii with me. Point of the story is I took this Whale Watching cruise. It was more like Denny's on the ocean, but the waffles were better, and the only whales I saw were the tourists on the cruise with me. (Zing!) Anyway, they had this human looking whale talking about the ocean living whales and she kept talking about the whale's placenta! Now I'm no scientist like that handsome Tom Cruise, but the last place I want to hear about any placenta is during my breakfast! Pointless story short, it looks like Japan is now selling placenta for those that can't get enough of it during their breakfast. Don't ask me what it is or what it's used for, all I can tell you is it's no substitute for maple syrup.