Fuck For Japan

Get Some God Damn Self Esteem!

I think this is an offer. Is it? Please? Which one of you will eff me off?

Wrong Fucking Book Store?

High Fashion

At least someone understands the importance of seafood in fashion.

That Was Yesterday

Thanks again Google Translate!

Japan Is Number 2

Japan is a whole country with an inferiority complex. They steal all these ideas from us and try to make them better. We give them the TV, they make a projector. We give them a VCR, they make a Blu-Ray player. (And shouldn't it be an Aoi-Ray player if it is truly Japanese?)

Today I've found their latest trend, *surprisingly in the porn field. (*Surprising since Japan never has anything to do with kinky, strange, fetish, porn or anything like that...)

We give them the skull fuck, they come back with the eye blow! Behold!









I'm still not too sure what an eye blow is, but I'm sure it has something to do with a pencil and a sick, sick, manga filled mind.

At least they know they will always be number 2. At least that's why all the girls hold up 2 fingers in every picture they take.

Dr Placenta

Once I was in Hawaii. Or at least I was dreaming about Jarah Mariano in Hawaii with me. Point of the story is I took this Whale Watching cruise. It was more like Denny's on the ocean, but the waffles were better, and the only whales I saw were the tourists on the cruise with me. (Zing!) Anyway, they had this human looking whale talking about the ocean living whales and she kept talking about the whale's placenta! Now I'm no scientist like that handsome Tom Cruise, but the last place I want to hear about any placenta is during my breakfast! Pointless story short, it looks like Japan is now selling placenta for those that can't get enough of it during their breakfast. Don't ask me what it is or what it's used for, all I can tell you is it's no substitute for maple syrup.

When Are These Coming To the USA?

I saw these all over in Japan 5 years ago, and thought they might make it to the US by now. 

I'm not talking about hot transvestites, (or as they say in Japan - nuhafu) but those hand dryers! They blast air and get your hands dry in mere seconds. Maybe we can't get them here because they don't dry pee out of your pants when you have an accident or forget your adult diapers. 

SEXY UPDATE - I recently read that James Dyson invented this. I'm sure 15 years ago when Mitsubishi had these all over Japan, it was James Dyson that sold them the patent. What's next? He's going to "invent" a heated toilet seat? Something that will cook just rice? A huge lizard that destroys cities?